It's the rare snacking political metaphor! In short: I endorse voting tomorrow (if you're eligible). Freshen the breath of our nation, already.
Our relationship with other countries hasn't always left a clean taste in my mouth.
Be vigilant. The small vote can be mighty. Demand yours be counted and consumed.
Seriously. Let's vote! I like a candidate who is strong, sharp, and whose ideas taste clean.
I found all these mints languishing in Snack Jail. It's sad, really. I just haven't been in a minty mood. Maybe on Wednesday...