Poetry Tuesday: If she had a mouth, she could eat herself.

Itty
Bitty
Kitty
Committee.


Marshmallow snacks with jelly in the middle are good. My favorite flavor is grape, but Hello Kitty strawberry chocolate is also quite nice. Thanks, Paul!

Poetry Tuesday: I didn't mean to do two song parodies in a row.

"Monday Sundae" Sing-Along



Monday Sundae, so good to me,
Monday Sundae, it was all I hoped it would be
Though waffle coning, waffle coning couldn't guarantee
That sundae eating you would so much make me pleased.

Monday Sundae, Nutella-lined,
Monday Sundae, your whipped cream collar mighty fine,
Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be
By Monday four-ish, I would have you inside of me.

Every other day, every other gay,
Every other Gay (Big) Ice Cream is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
He can salt my ice cream all of the time

Monday Sundae, so news to me,
Monday Sundae, twist ice cream, how yum you could be
Inside my sundae, topped with caramel and salt of the sea,
And Monday evening you were still so loved by me.

Every other day, every other gay,
Mostly other Gay (Big) Ice Creams are fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
I would lick this sundae all of the time

Monday Sundae ...

Poetry Tuesday: They're Only Words, Part III, or: Who Are You People and How Did You Get Here?

[...in which I create another "poem" using search terms that have led wandering internet customers to Snackreligious. Looks like people have a lot of questions they need answered.]

nice mouth, sucker.
does trolli make generic?
gummy grapefruit recipe -
what to do with pie crust scraps?

poetry for visiting. tamarind candy eastland.
survey on snacking,
sweetarts stale bad speckled

chip bits off face.
recipes unknown but taste great.
snacking business; chip face;

church granola bar.

mi-del graham crackers smell like paint*



[*do they? I didn't notice.]

Poetry Tuesday: Guest Poet, Chester Cheetah

[Jennette says: As it turns out, these are no better than the generic versions of "no hull, no seed" popcorn or melt-in-your-mouth cheese puffs that have been around since my childhood.]

Recent Keyword Activity

They're Only Words, Part Two: Things The World Needs To Know
(A second Pretend-it's-a-Poem using search terms that have led internet users to snackreligious.)

USA
up all night
essay.
do you like doritos?

ingesting too much peppermint ritter sport candy
bronxville sandwich shop; sweet revenge peotry [sic]
chalk and cheese poem. pie crust snacks

graham star cookies; gozer minions
smycken hoity toity - jaques torgit
hero villanelle - poultry poetry
utz red hot. nigel slater chicken pie

tim tam by pepperidge farm
tim tam by pepperidge farm
TIM TAM BY PEPPERIDGE FARM

turkey jerky british / ginger chews chime
zuul is the minion of gozer. what's gozer?
revenge in poetry. chicken pan pie
mooshy gooshy gummy cakes

eat mini carton whoppers in one sitting?
short poems on eating sweet sucker
Shopsin's January 2009.

why do you like doritos?

Poetry Tuesday: They're only words.

(I made this pretend-it's-a-poem by linking together search terms people typed in before landing on Snackreligious.)


All We Want To Know About

Chex Mix with toffee, pie crust snack,
Where does Cheese it, it's the cops come from?
Tongue hurts from candy (7th recipe) Stauffer
chocolatey star, Stauffer chocolatey star.

Drunking and drifing,
My five senses,
Poems about the seafood - Asian hotdog,
Ready salted chipsticks. Sarah Vaughan.

Sara Moulton poetry, soundtrack snack,
How to pronounce spoon in Bulgarian.
Can parrots eat vanilla pudding? Chocolate covered graham,
Minion of Gozer,
Gozer
Zuul

Adjective essay my favorite chocolate Kit Kat
-- Snack religious.
-- Snackreligious.
Cheez Its poems, Jenny snack blog,
Snackreligious. Snackreligious.


[...to be continued]


p.s. Kids! Please do not drunk and drife!