Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Hey, Walkers! Yeah, you in the burgundy bag!
Lays is calling. They want their logo back. Oh, wait. You're doing that on purpose?
Anyway, Bacon is holding on the other line with a complaint. You're besmirching its good name.
And Salt sent a gift basket with a note: "Pleasure doing so much business with you. We planned to back off a tad, but if you're sure you want us to keep coming on overstrong, we're happy to oblige."
p.s. Perhaps I've gotten used to kettle chips, but why are your crisps so thin? It's like an initially crispy, paper thin potato slice that just rolls over and smooshes itself up in the mouth. Good smokiness, though.