I object. I object to the phrase "Yoga Bunny." Also to the use of the word "Detox."
I do not object to "Sparkling" or "Grape." I do not object to any of the four ingredients, nor the fact that there are only four ingredients.
I do object to this company being cagey about the nature of the drink's "Herb Infusions." And I object to the way it was pretty much flat (not very sparkly) when I opened the can.