Objectified

I object. I object to the phrase "Yoga Bunny." Also to the use of the word "Detox."

I do not object to "Sparkling" or "Grape." I do not object to any of the four ingredients, nor the fact that there are only four ingredients.

I do object to this company being cagey about the nature of the drink's "Herb Infusions." And I object to the way it was pretty much flat (not very sparkly) when I opened the can.

I can't say that I object much to the taste. It's mostly grape, plus the tang of "can," and a bit of mystery. But I don't not object. It just didn't quite make it for me. Maybe if they'd delivered on the bubbles.

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New goal: Try Takis.

Personally, I prefer Jalapeno Cheetos to Hot Cheetos. But what are these Takis you speak of?

Adventures in CSA (2012): Week 10 Pick-Up

We were out of town during week nine, and missed out on a great share week (we donated our produce to a friend, since we were gone). Luckily, this week's assortment is making us very happy.

CSA Bounty - Week Ten (veggies and fruit): 

4 lbs tomatoes

1 pint cherry tomatoes

2 sweet green peppers

3 hot peppers

1 bunch basil

7 ears sweet corn

1 eggplant

1 bunch cilantro

1 bunch arugula
1 cucumber

a lot of squash

1 Garden of Eve-grown organic watermelon 

1 sunjewel melon

peaches 

Oh, yeah. And there's still a cabbage from...week seven...oops.

Guess who's making another pan of King Ranch Squash?!

Adventures in CSA (2012): Week 8 Wrap-Up

At the start of Week 8 we still had these CSA items in our kitchen:
most of a bunch of green onion
1.2 cucumbers
1 head cabbage
some lettuce 

And then, our CSA provided us with an EXPLOSION of new summer produce!

CSA Bounty - Week Eight (veggies and fruit):

3 Sweet corn 

1.5  Lb mixed zucchini (we got all yellow)

1.5 lb cucumbers (we chose green)

2 stalks dill

1 bunch swiss chard

1 bunch beets

1 bunch carrots

1 bulb fennel

1 onion

bonus: half-pint of cherry tomatoes

1 plant basil (which we planted and are TRYING to keep alive, I promise)

1 half-pint Garden of Eve-grown organic blackberries

donut peaches

I kind of wish we'd signed up for fruit every week. This has been some good fruit. I miss it when we don't get to take it home.

Anywhoo, with this lot, we arranged to devour the following dishes:

1. More scrambled eggs with scallions (CSA scallion) and cheddar cheese (not pictured).



2. "I Actually CAN Believe They're Not Crab Cakes" (CSA scallion and cucumbers). I don't mean to be picky with the fine folks at Picky Kitchen, but this recipe didn't taste much like crab cakes. The texture was also clearly canned tuna. Luckily, I like canned tuna. Pickled cucumber was good on these, too, as it has been on most things the past few weeks.



3. Sausage and greens (CSA chard and tomatoes). Pine nuts and cheese were added to this dish. 



4. Cucumber salad (CSA cucumbers and dill). Dan didn't follow any one recipe exactly, but he says he more or less used this one, with slightly different proportions of ingredients. The baby devoured them. He loves vinegar!



5. "King Ranch" squash (CSA onion and yellow squash and scallion garnish). Okay! This is another contender for "Best Dishes of CSA 2012." It is also the recipe I plan to make again immediately when we (if we) get more squash. Our gluten-free neighbor enjoyed it, too, once I substituted cornstarch for the small amount of flour. Oh, also we didn't have a jalapeno, so I left that out. Layer of tortilla chips on the bottom, y'all.  Make it!



6. Fresh, raw: CSA blackberries and doughnut peaches and melon -- not pictured except for the melon. Guess what? Our kid can now say (nay, demand), "Bewwies!" I don't like cooking fruit that tastes this good. We left the peaches in a brown paper bag over night, FYI, to get them perfectly ripe.


 
7. Corn salad (CSA corn and spring onion). Avocado entered the picture (again; we love avocados), along with tomatoes and a dressing of mayonnaise, lemon, and cumin. Another standout.



8. Beet and Fennel Slaw (CSA beets, carrots, and fennel). This was based on a Martha Stewart recipe. The beets are served raw and shredded, which (if you have a food processor) is so much less messy and time-consuming than roasting or boiling them first. It was very good -- sour in a pleasing way.

Note: You won't find any Week 9 (a "veggies only" week) posts this year, as we were on vacation last week and gave our share to a friend.  Week 10 begins today. Onward!

Joining us over in Week 10:
1 head cabbage

Adventures in CSA (2012): Week 8 Pick-Up

Look at Week Eight's haul! Now, THIS is getting hard to photograph. I feel like we've hit the height of this year's season, but only time will tell if that's true. Best week yet!


CSA Bounty - Week Eight (veggies and fruit):

3 Sweet corn 

1.5  Lb mixed zucchini (we got all yellow)

1.5 lb Cucumbers (we chose green)

2 stalks Dill

1 bunch Swiss chard

1 bunch Beets

1 bunch carrots

1 bulb fennel

1 onion

bonus: half-pint of cherry tomatoes

1 plant basil

1 half-pint Garden of Eve-grown organic blackberries

donut peaches

Which joined a loafing-around-our-kitchen-from-week-seven crew of:

most of a bunch of green onion
1.2 cucumbers
1 head cabbage
some lettuce 
  

Eek! Use that cabbage, lady!

What did you get in your CSA share (or at the greenmarket) this week?

Adventures in CSA (2012): Week 7 Wrap-Up

Oh the bounty! How the bounty increases! Welcome corn and onion. Keep 'em coming, squash. Kinda getting sick of you, pickling cucumbers.

What we had to deal with:

Week Seven's CSA Share

2 lbs zucchini (green, yellow)

2 lbs (regular!) cucumbers

1 head cabbage

1 bunch spring onions

1 head radicchio -- error! it was lettuce, not radicchio

2 pieces dill

3 ears sweet corn

1 bunch beets

*PLUS* The leftover produce from Week Six, still in the mix:

2 pickling cucumbers

And, so, long on ingredients (but, as you'll see, short on photos), we made and ate:



1. Beet Burgers (CSA beets, cucumbers, and dill). These beet burgers were major players in Week 7. You'll see their return below, but for this first appearance we quick-pickled some more cucumbers and used them to top this NY Times recipe. They tasted pleasantly of beets and white beans (rice and goat cheese were also in the mix), but I think the sour pickles were an excellent topping that made them extra-special. The buns were English muffins.





2. Squash and pasta (CSA squash). Okay, we're boring. We really like pasta. It's E-Z food. This one also contained grape tomatoes, garlic and lots of cheese. Fine by me!


3. Fresh corn on the cob (CSA corn) -- not pictured. You really don't need to do much to corn this good. It was quite sweet and tender. I wager we could have eaten it raw, but it was lightly boiled. I didn't even add butter, and for me that's a big deal. Just. Corn.





4. Beet Burger Lettuce Wraps (CSA beets and lettuce). Here are the leftover beet burgers, chopped up and used as the filling for lettuce wraps, along with some red onion and more goat cheese. I really liked these -- more than the beet burgers themselves, in fact. The lettuce was crispy and not too bitter.


5. Scrambled eggs and scallions (CSA scallions) -- not pictured. I used some of the green onions in one morning's eggy scramble. You may notice in week eight (going on as I type this) that we try this trick again. Must've liked them!

Still hanging out at the end of Week Seven
most of that bunch of green onion
1.2 cucumbers
1 head cabbage
some lettuce

Adios, amigo:
2 yellow pickling cucumbers from two weeks ago (oops) that got slimy. Tossed!

Adventures in CSA (2012): Week 7 Pick-Up

It's week 7, which means we're about a third of the way through our CSA season. The dill has gone to flower, but the corn is just getting started. What did you pick up this week?

CSA Bounty - Week Seven (veggies only):

2 lbs zucchini (green, yellow)

2 lbs cucumbers

1 head cabbage

1 bunch spring onions

1 head radicchio

2 pieces dill

3 ears sweet corn

1 bunch beets

Leftover produce from Week Six, still in the mix:

2 cucumbers

So, what would you do with these ingredients?