Expelled from Snack Jail.

Who am I kidding? I'm never going to eat this fat boy. It's at least a year old, and that's just one of the several reasons not to eat it. 

Goodbye.

Tomacco, anyone?

Why brown tomatoes? Why? The package claims they've created "a jewel" of a fruit, but I'm thinking something else.

Early Release

Here's something that didn't belong in Snack Jail. This box of sparklers(?) has been fully cleared of being edible. I'm not even sure who incarcerated this thing.